Weird Tour in India?

From Once upon a time: India tours with Celebrity? I will add more dramatic account here, First, welcome to India, people. But here you'll be guided not by Bollywood stars whose beauty is said second to goddess, but by some entrepenuers. Don't you think it's just great? Sure, never before you had a weird tour, didn't you?

Probably, The entrepeneurs will tell you something about how to make a reservation in a hotel. It's simple, and you don't have to listen; everybody can do it with or without the mastery of language, meaning even though you cannot speak English welll, you still can speak up your gesture and the receptionist will just give you the room key and it's all done. Weird suggestion? Maybe!

Next, the first entrepeneur will ask you to accompy him to a shooting location as part of an "enchanting India tour." He will ask you help him count the cost of a movie production and if you're lucky you can also be cast in a Bollywood movie starred as a curious tourist. But what is the point? He's talking about business, building his own dream, having his own company, becoming a bos on his own, and you need to support him. However, if this is not to please you just can skip it.

The second entrepeneur will ask you to accompy him to a temple and ask you to watch and wait for him to meditate for a couple of hours for some inspiration. Spiritualy as part of India tour, that might be included in the tour package. While he's reflecting on divinity you may do the yoga too if you like, but make sure you have already had basic to do this, otherwise you then get back to your hotel get strained and crippled. Don't say again, this is weird. That's why you should know what's the best thing to do in this country of god and goddess.

The third entrepenur will do you nothing. He won't wait for you to finish reading this article, and as usual you leave just that way without leaving a comment. He will keep writing more and more weird stories about anything, not only about India tour, but also about Bollywood celebrities who like to go out of the country for vacation, instead. Next, he might write about your proposal being turned down by an India celebrity. Lol!

It's getting late, babe. Thank you for not commenting.

Jessica Simpson Spoof Article?

The following is a review whether this Jessica Simpson's article is for a serious people or it is just a spoof. The article Jessica Simpson tickle product published at Mr.Nurman learns to tickle your fancy

So many people are searching for Jessica Simpson's perfume, fancy review or stories. There's a trend to be followed and there's satisfaction to fulfill. The stuff is available on in the Internet and so is the market. It is not available in traditional market, off course, where people buy and sell vegetables down there in the alley. Even in Thailand you can see business is conducted on a railway, and both the train and merchants take turn to use the tracks. Is there a spoof in this paragraph? Continue ....

But, perhaps you can have anything fancy about Jessica Simpson, not necessarily in the black market, but everywhere from the traditional market, street market to the glamorous mall. Don't get tickled. Pirates are still the king of product, no matter how illegal the practice is. They are the ingrained virus which spread rapidly in a country, and you know the authority, they are nothing but a lame duck.

It is not a sin to love something. It is not a spoof to rewrite something---whoops, I mean, it's not a sin. There's nothing wrong to adore someone and to like to have his or her belonging, but not to in spiritual perception or context, off course. Out of carnal life, product related to Jessica Simpson to tickle your fancy is hell. Don't listen to the envy or you may reflect on it?

The world doesn't care about duplication, lack confidence or copying attitute, but the Internet pay attention much to Jessica Simpson and products related to her. Britney Spears, Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber. And the Internet gives more than what a person need. It is not one that people want to have, but millions are not enough to satisfy them. It is not the one to tickle your funny bone instead of your fancy.

Thank you Ms. Simpson.Will you accompany me shopping with Jessica. Who is she? Perhaps the next spoof somewhere on this blog. Stay tune, babe ...

Pants Spoof, men need to wear the fancy ones?

It's a spoof, published also at Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy. Fancy pants for men, what do you think about it? But nobody would like to answer this question. All seem to be busy with what they are up to. Then fashion comes and visits some celebrities, but they keep themselves for themselves (after tickling one another?)

It's dark, the universe has nothing to do with celebration. The stars keep twinkling, spaceships have breakdown over and over again and been stranded on a remote planet far far away from Pluto. Fashion cannot penetrate the dimension where people have already gone to bed and dreamed of having fancy pants somewhere. But unfortunately, no men available. What?! Sissies laugh out loud on knowing this. "Is it a spoof? Where are people? Where are human beings? Are we?"

Far far away, Emma Watson was puzzled by such weird news telling her that she's been in Uganda riding a camel looking for a monkey. This is a funny story or spoof or whatever, surely this has nothing to do with the question: do men need fancy pants?

How about you, personally? Do you need them? Or need something to tickle your feet or legs? Still nobody would like to answer this question. All seem to be busy now with uncertainty. Mobile phones have long been history; they're not there anymore, but more than that, people keep their "autistic" manner. Then fashion comes again and visits some celebrities and public figures, but they keep themselves for themselves and mock it and laugh at this tickling visitor--out loud!

Men with fancy pants cry after being tickled and spoofed, however, they have not grown up. If they are babies as you think, nobody would care with this question. There's no clear explanation about it. All seem to be ignorant and weird. Then fashion comes and pays its last visit to some of the world leaders, but they keep questioning, "What year is it?"

Ricky Martin Spoof

Why should we read Ricky Martin Spoof? is it because he is gay? Or because more and more hispanic celebrities follow this orientation? Like Daddy Yankee, for example? The following story published also at Once upon a time is not about Ricky Martin opening up about his boyfriend Carlos Gonzalez Abella, how he likes being a dad, and acting. This is the untold one. The funny thing which was never revealed before.

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When a friend introduced him to Carlos, a financial analyst-stockbroker four years ago, South America was shaken. Trees were fallen down and the sky was clouded over day by day. It rained heavily, and there's a narration uttered from the heavens, "It's a spoof, funny or untold story, ask Ricky Martin." The voice went on without clear meaning. Who was it, God or no, who cares. Martin recalls. "I was like, 'You're not supposed to be here right now. Would you please allow me to just go on my journey? Just remember when the sky smiled, but in the next few minutes it thundered and the raindrops were more than cats and dogs. Martin looked up in the sky and cried out, "I think you're not so sexy. You're not very smart." There's nothing in the sky, not even a latin song could ever be heard.

Again, there's no spoof about Ricky Martin with his boyfriend here. The couple is not urged to provide information about such thing like funny or untold story. Martin didn't have to provide a scenario about a weather movie even though he decided to return to acting. He had not acted for years before his appearance this season on "Glee," in a role the show's creator, Ryan Murphy, had written specifically for the singer.

Murphy said Ricky had such star powers. The boys in the neighborhood knew nothing about this, those who were indifferent to stardom, those who never said, "Is it the untold story? What's so funny about it? Ricky Martin boyfriend didn't have to listen, either, because he had nothing to do with this, right?

It's weird; the sky is thundering, smiling, laughing and then your time has already been taken by a thing called silly writing.